“The only time my prayers are never answered

is on the golf course” 

-Billy Graham

“I have a tip that can take five strokes off

anyone’s golf game: it’s called an eraser”

-Arnold Palmer

“They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them.

Golf is more complicated than that”

-Gardner Dickinson

“Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years

to discover that I can’t play it”

-Ted Ray

“Man blames fate for other accidents

but feels personally responsible for a hole in one”

-Martha Beckman

“The only time my prayers are never answered

is on the golf course” 

-Billy Graham

“They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them.

Golf is more complicated than that”

-Gardner Dickinson